Background: Over here there is an asprin like berocca drink that is advertised as a hangover cure. It is called Resolve – the morning after… and the box that it comes in says that the box contains three sachets…. We have these in a vending machine in the female toilets at work and you can just see where this is heading can’t you……
DBA – So, do they like really only charge you £1 for the morning after pill here??
Em – huh???
DBA – In the toilets, you get 3 for £1 Background: Of course if there is one thing that DBA excels at, it is eating. Before 10 in the morning she will have two bowls of cereal and a full hot cooked breakfast and some fruit… and then the rest of just gets worse from there. Anyway, I have started teasing her and telling her, very nicely, that I think she must have worms. I started this maybe about two weeks ago…. DBA – So, like, these worm things I have…. What are they?
Em – they are parasites that live off of us and the food we digest
DBA – Oh, so they like eat my food?
Em – Yes
DBA – But I don’t like see anything, where are they
Em – in your gut DBA looks rather shocked so Em takes great delight in telling DBA that to get rid of the worms they (used to) starve the patient for a few days and then hang some meat on a hook in front of the patient’s mouth – as the parasite would also be starving they would work their way out of the gut, up the esophagus and finally out of the person…. Oh sorry – did I neglect to say used to???? Silly me!!!! What am I going to do after she leaves us on Friday???
Em – huh???
DBA – In the toilets, you get 3 for £1 Background: Of course if there is one thing that DBA excels at, it is eating. Before 10 in the morning she will have two bowls of cereal and a full hot cooked breakfast and some fruit… and then the rest of just gets worse from there. Anyway, I have started teasing her and telling her, very nicely, that I think she must have worms. I started this maybe about two weeks ago…. DBA – So, like, these worm things I have…. What are they?
Em – they are parasites that live off of us and the food we digest
DBA – Oh, so they like eat my food?
Em – Yes
DBA – But I don’t like see anything, where are they
Em – in your gut DBA looks rather shocked so Em takes great delight in telling DBA that to get rid of the worms they (used to) starve the patient for a few days and then hang some meat on a hook in front of the patient’s mouth – as the parasite would also be starving they would work their way out of the gut, up the esophagus and finally out of the person…. Oh sorry – did I neglect to say used to???? Silly me!!!! What am I going to do after she leaves us on Friday???
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