21
Jul
05

Move to London: It’s a blast

And the song of the day – The Skyhooks – It’s a Horror Movie right there on my tv…



You will have to forgive the rather inappropriate heading but, I think it reflects the mood that I am in……



Two weeks ago tyoday it was all just a bit overwhelming and surreal but now…… I am just annoyed and angry. This is what I am annoyed at

  • Everyone said “it’s happened now, it wont happen again”. Aren’t these terrorists supposed to give us some time to let the healing process begin before they attempt something like this again? Aren’t we supposed to be able to relax enough to be able to take a deep breathe in and breathe it out again??
  • It pisses me off that they targeted a hospital. It is bad enough that they attack areas that are heavily populated (that also happen to be core infrastructure) but, don’t also try (try being the operative word here) to bring down those facilities that we need to try and fix/mend/deal with the havoc that is created
  • I am concerned that this will now be a part of every day life and I am sorry, but I don’t want that. Whilst I have been “unaffected”, I will admit it – I don’t like being on the tube very much; I do get nervous when I am on the tube and I see a bag bigger than my gym bag; I do get edgy when we stop in tunnels and I am damned if I want to be battling to send home the “I’m OK” text messages every two weeks because the phone lines are constantly down and jammed.
  • I am annoyed that they have resorted to Nail Bombs. Nail bombs are not designed to instantly kill – they are designed to inflict pain and maim people. The only person that dies instantly is the bomber…..
  • Finally I am pissed that they didn’t do it properly. I know that sounds odd and I don’t expect anyone to understand what I am saying but I have found these failed attempts (apparently the chargers didn’t detonate properly) more stressful than what happened two weeks ago. It is almost selfish in a way – I feel like yelling at someone and saying “For God’s sake, if you are going to do, do it properly!!!”

Anyway, that is it for tonight.

Emma

20
Jul
05

More DBA Comments

Background: Over here there is an asprin like berocca drink that is advertised as a hangover cure. It is called Resolve – the morning after… and the box that it comes in says that the box contains three sachets…. We have these in a vending machine in the female toilets at work and you can just see where this is heading can’t you……

DBA – So, do they like really only charge you £1 for the morning after pill here??
Em – huh???

DBA – In the toilets, you get 3 for £1

Background: Of course if there is one thing that DBA excels at, it is eating. Before 10 in the morning she will have two bowls of cereal and a full hot cooked breakfast and some fruit… and then the rest of just gets worse from there. Anyway, I have started teasing her and telling her, very nicely, that I think she must have worms. I started this maybe about two weeks ago….

DBA – So, like, these worm things I have…. What are they?
Em – they are parasites that live off of us and the food we digest

DBA – Oh, so they like eat my food?

Em – Yes

DBA – But I don’t like see anything, where are they

Em – in your gut

DBA looks rather shocked so Em takes great delight in telling DBA that to get rid of the worms they (used to) starve the patient for a few days and then hang some meat on a hook in front of the patient’s mouth – as the parasite would also be starving they would work their way out of the gut, up the esophagus and finally out of the person…. Oh sorry – did I neglect to say used to???? Silly me!!!!

What am I going to do after she leaves us on Friday???


20
Jul
05

And Another One Down

Isn’t it funny, it only seems like yesterday that I was saying that I had reached the two month mark in London – and today is month 3!!!

Anyway, I have taken the cranky pants off and, after the rant on Sunday night, I am back to being my usual chipper self. And I must say that, despite a blog entry that would appear to be the tirade of a somewhat demented and deranged mad woman, life here on the whole is treating me well and, I am slowly settling into as much of a routine as London will allow – whilst obviously trying to experience as much of London humanly as possible in the small amount of spare time that I actually appear to have.

Now, having seen some of the entries that I have posted over the last three months, I have realised that I really haven’t told you much about London. So………..

London itself is a city that people generally tend to love or hate – me, I love it (but I am guessing you all know that given that I decided to move back here!!!). I guess I can understand why some people don’t like it. For a start, the building are very old (and I don’t mean 1970’s old, I mean 17th Century old) thus, the majority of buildings are made of stone (whilst there are glass buildings in London, they are definitely not the norm). This means that in winter the magnitude of the “miserableness” is multiplied ten fold by the greyness and, that in summer, the stone buildings retain the heat of the day – so 30 degrees here feels a lot more oppressive than 30 degrees back home. I have also heard people complain about the streets – “they have funny names and there are all these little alleyways – you never go the same way twice to get to a place – it is confusing”. Personally, I think that this is part of London’s charm and I could explore all the little alleyways (and the shops that are hidden in them) for hours. I also have to confess that I love all the old buildings in London. I was about to say how regal and majestic they were – and then realised how dumb that sounded given where I am!!! I also think that London in the spring and summer time is such an amazingly pretty city. There are a lot of beautiful parks (I live near hyde park and Kensington Gardens) and there is none of this drought-starved-browny/green-bindy-infested excuse for grass. It is a soft, lush emerald green – and when all the tulips are in bloom and the squirrels are running around (they will come right up to you and eat out of your hand if you want them to) it really is very picturesque.

As for lifestyle here, I think that it is far more affordable than Sydney. Now I can hear some of you drying foul already – “But Emma, when you first got there you kept saying how expensive London was!!”. Well, what I have learnt is that a) everything is expensive when you have no income and b) once you learn where and how to shop in London, it does actually work out cheaper than Sydney – with some items that is even when you take the exchange rate into account!!! (For all you MGSM Bods, I am having flashbacks of Bill Shields giving lectures on parity). To give you an example, I walked out of Waitrose’s last night (one of my local supermarkets) with a loaf of bread, 250grams of raspberries, a “posh” top of the line desert (deserved it after the hard work I have been putting in at the gym), and a carton of juice – £5 – which equates to about $12 – $13AUD. Tonight I bought some crusty bread, some organic celery and greek dips – £2.20!!! (ie $5.00) To give a better idea, a decent bottle of antipodean wine here can be picked up for a fiver, a burger king burger is 99p, you can eat out at a decent restaurant for £20 easily – and all this baring in mind that, whilst I do not earn pound for dollar, I am pretty much close to it. Now I must confess that I am apparently on a good wage and, I have no idea what the average London income is – I have a feeling that it is about half of what I earn – maybe even less. I have also set myself up a company so that I am paying approx 20% tax if that…..

But there are also definitely things that I miss from back home… there is not the café culture here that we have back home. The closest you will get to coffee here is that crime against humanity that is otherwise known as Starbucks – yep, all the coffee places here are chains and the coffee is made by pressing a button – at which point black stuff that has been stewing for several hours/days/weeks/years pours into your cup. There are no real baristas and the only people here that understand what a flat white is are those fellow countrymen who are also craving a decent coffee! So, you guessed, I have pretty much given the stuff up!!!! And my current mission is to find a Sunday morning breakfast place that is almost like the palces that I used to frequent back home……

And when you speak of London, you can’t forget the side trips and the theatre and all the other things that are going on……

I mean what a great place to base yourself for travel. I am a three hour train trip to Paris and a short flight from most places in Europe – and travel here is CHEAP. A return flight to Spain or Italy is cheaper than going from Sydney to Melbourne (comparatively speaking anyway) – and there are ALWAYS deals. Whilst I am not in a position where I can do this just yet, the plan is to start taking a long weekend every 6 or so weeks so that we can hop over to “The Continent” and discover a new city. In September Helen and I are going to Lisbon and, we have discussed maybe going to Prague in November.

And as for the Theatre – I cannot think of a better way to get up close and personal with big Hollywood names – and see what they are really made of without the help of an editing room and constant re-takes! I have already picked up cheap tickets for two weeks time – We are going to see The Iceman (yes, girls, that is Val Kilmer) in The Postman Always Rings Twice. I am also keeping my eye out for cheapies for A Few Good Men as Rob Lowe is playing the role that Tom Cruise played in the movie. Other Hollywood names that are out here “doing a bit of theatre” include Ewan McGregor (does he count?? Isn’t he Scottish??), Brooke Shields and a whole pile more.

One of the problems that I have found in London is a sheer lack of time – I am buggered if I know where it all goes. I am positive that chunks of time just go missing (and not due to alcoholic blackouts either thanks very much!!!). On an average when I don’t have plans after work, I tend to wake up at some ridiculously stupid hour, kick myself for not closing the shutters the previous night (the sun rises at about 4am and sets after 9.30pm), close the shutters and go back to sleep. After then hitting snooze one too many times, I drag my sorry, and very tired, arse out of bed and am out the door by 7 at the latest (unless I end up in one those early morning/late afternoon conversations with one of you kiddies back home!!)– although I have been known to leave the house just after 6 on a regular basis…Then I work – and work, and work, and work. Lunch has become a foreign concept – I tend to run downstairs to the JPM 125 restaurant (all the brokers here have restaurants in their different buildings), grab something that passes as relatively healthy and go back to my desk – where I continue to work, and work, and work……… I can usually make it down to the late gym classes after work – and I really do try to get the one prior to that as well (the day I can make it for one of the first classes I think I will start to worry about my job!! Oh the days of making a 5.45pm class……). So, by the time I finish at the gym, shower and get home etc it is about 9.30pm. Get my stuff ready for the next day, have some dinner, mumble to the flat mate if she is in, throw on a load of washing, look at my email inbox and decide that “Yes, I will answer some of these on the weekend” – despite having said that last weekend….. And it is then that you look at your watch and realise that if you pass out straight away, you may scrape in 5 – 6 hours sleep max. Throw in drinks and/or dinner with friends, a show or two and it is enough to kill a girl! What is that saying – it is a tough life but someone has to do it.

Anyway, I think that I have probably written enough for now (if you have gotten this far you must be really bored at work!!!). Now that things have settled down a lot, I will probably less often however hopefully the entries will be a little more interesting than just the general day to day entries……

17
Jul
05

The Rant

I had thought of a million funny little anecdotes to relate to you all today but, it has been a funny day today and I actually just feel like writing about the day properly…


I rang home this morning and spoke to my lovely Fran and then I rang my mother. When on the phone to mum, we found ourselves discussing a “friend” of mine that I have not heard from since I have been here. This is someone that I have been very close to for a number of years so, I have been a little disappointed that I have not heard from them. During the conversation, it transpired that this person sent my mum an email that said something rather bitchy about me and my move to London – and the comment has really annoyed me. The comment was along the lines of “Well, you know it is about time that Emma actually had to work for something and realized that she can’t just have everything her way”. Some of you may also know that, prior to leaving, a person at work told me that I was going to fall flat on my face (yeah, I am beginning to realize that I know some charming people).


So I am now going to be very honest with the readers out there – this move has been far from fun and games. I busted my gut to get here – I put myself through a post-graduate course and got myself an MBA so that I would qualify for the visa that I am on (and that took approx 2 years); I went through a million hassles with my visa which I wont even begin to go into; I tried to save as much money as I possibly could and I gave up the security of a well paying job and a blanket of friends and family to take my chance at this – and I had to go through the pain of putting down an animal that I adored more than anything in the world. There is not a day that goes by where I don’t think of the people that I love and miss back home; there has been many a day where the tears have been flowing (make that full on sobs) and, the thought “what the fuck have I done” has reverberated around this little head of mine constantly. There have been times where I have literally sobbed down the phone to girlfriends and there have been times when I have taken things out on a particular person (FWB) undeservedly so. But nothing that is worth doing is easy – if it was we would not appreciate the end result (See Dan, I told you that I think of this saying each day J ).


Now, one of the things that has kept me going is this stupid little website. I have the view that if I can focus on the positive things that happen each day, or find the funny side in the frustrations that I have experienced in moving to London, things won’t seem so bad and I will manage to retain some semblance of sanity while I am building this new life of mine.


I guess what I am saying is this – for those of you that don’t believe that I have ever had it tough, not only you are wrong but, you don’t know me that well – I just try to focus on the good in everything and get on with my life. For those of you that want to see me fall flat on my face – you are going to be waiting a while because these types of comments only make me more determined.


Anyway…… now that I have that off my chest…….


After speaking to Mum, I went and did the Sunday gym thing. The classes on Sunday are great. The instructor works me so damn hard but he also makes the classes a huge amount of fun – I am even loving step now! Haven’t quite got the love going for spin but I think that is primarily due to not having enough fat on my arse – those seats are not the most comfortable in the world!!!


Anyway, after coming home and doing a few domestic chores (yes, unfortunately washing needs to be done on this side of the world as well – tried unsuccessfully to escape that but to no avail….) I managed to relax out in the sun on my terrace (it is about 27 degrees here today) and then….. Kulchya of the non yoghurt variety……


Was given tickets to a classical concert tonight. I have to admit that whilst I really enjoyed it, I do think that it is lost a little bit on me. Instead of “appreciating” the who-ever it was that was playing (here is the web site http://www.classicfm.com/index.cfm?nodeId=4324&sw=1024) I kept thinking that their movements whilst playing the violin reminded me of a cross between a really bad pump squat and an epileptic fit…


And then there was the trip home….. I got stuck underground in the tube on the way home for 40 mins or so due to a bomb scare at the next station – the stop before mine… and I am really sorry but, the Backgammon game on my mobile can only do so much to distract me from the events of the other Thursday….. decided that being stuck in the underground is not my favourite past time……


Anyway, it is past the pumpkin hour and I have to get up in a few hours…..

16
Jul
05

Well, with the exception of Spain, this is the first weekend that I have had where I have not been house hunting, packing and/or unpacking – and it has been fabulous!!! I am thoroughly enjoying being perched up in my living room with a glass of wine, some dessert (berries with ginger and lemongrass sorbet – yuuu-uuu-uuummmmmmm) and watching a show that will tell me if my body is younger or older than my actual age

On Friday night, after much kafuffle, I met up with one of Kara’s friends that lives in London (Hello Kara!!!). Paul and I had planned to meet just after 6 but, true to form, at 5.45pm the New York office decided that they needed me to join a conference call to explain for the 16,563,987th time the issues with integrity – blotter integrity that is – because we all know that us financial types don’t have any personal integrity :) . Anyway, Paul and I finally met at about 7 and had a few drinks and a lot of laughs (and yes, Kara, they were all at your expense!!! C’mon you’d be disappointed if we didn’t). Or at least that was until it I went up to the bar. Now I have always regarded myself as a very capable and independent young woman that can usually accomplish what she sets out to achieve without too much consternation. That was until I tried to order a rum and coke…. Seriously, the amount of questions that were fired at me regarding this seemingly simple drink was enough to confuse and overwhelm even the most self-assured person. I think the only question that I was able to answer with any confidence was “Is that a double?” “YES”!!!

Anyway, Paul and I have made plans to catch up when he is back from visiting Kara and I am really looking forward to it – and Kara, if you want me to keep all those deep, dark, dirty and embarrassing secrets, you will have to organise for the next payment to hit my account before Paul gets back – he he he

Anyway, my plans for tomorrow are to wake up, do a few domestic things and then head down to the gym for a few classes. There is a Sunday morning quartet at the gym that I did last week that I am keen to do again – Body Step, Pump, Spin rounded off by CFE (Collapse From Exhaustion). And then tomorrow night I am going to a concert with a couple of friends.

And it looks like I wont be celebrating the dirty thirty in a couple of weeks after all. Apparently I am only 27 and a half…….





Emma Murphy

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